"Ha, yeah. If it was supposed to be about some battle I guess it would have to be all metaphor, but that's alright. I think some of my guys like those songs with all the innuendo even better than the outright raunchy ones anyway. And it would have to make sure the Chargers got some play too; a ballad could probably get us some good business if it got popular enough. Might not happen if I'm fighting next to you, though. All that sunlight shining off your... add in a bunch of rings and it's, what, thirty, forty-six pieces of gold hanging off you? Any ballad writer's definitely going to get blinded by you before they even think about how badass I am."